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As part of his 'shared sacrifice', Obama to use funds from 'Pork Bill' to buy Snuggies

Credit to Malkin for idea: My housewarming gift for President Obama

Comrades,

The MSM reported that Our Most Great Leader does not like the cold. From the NYT:

The capital flew into a bit of a tizzy when, on his first full day in the White House, President Obama was photographed in the Oval Office without his suit jacket. There was, however, a logical explanation: Mr. Obama, who hates the cold, had cranked up the thermostat.

“He’s from Hawaii, O.K.?” said Mr. Obama’s senior adviser, David Axelrod, who occupies the small but strategically located office next door to his boss. “He likes it warm. You could grow orchids in there.”

Now, now Comrades. I know you are saying that it was just this last May when Our Most Great Leader told us:
"....keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times … and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK”

This does not make him a hypocrite- no matter how much it looks like it does.
As in any socialist country Our Most Great Leader from the Inner Party can not be expected to follow the same rules as the proletariat.



However, just like Papa Joe, who liked to occasionally dance the "kulak hustle" and toss back a shot of vodka to show he was one of the masses, our Most Great Leader has decided to lower himself to the constraints put on the proletariat.
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From his Most Great Four Year Plan of 2009, he has decided that funds should be set aside for himself and White House staff to buy Snuggies.



Thus, he will now be 'green-friendly' and warm by lowering the thermostat and wearing his Snuggie. At the same time, setting a good example that we will all have to follow.
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This is in no way to be confused with the other Four Year Plans of our past Great Leaders.
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